Hello. This is my blog that I started when I was a puppy but life got in the way and I've not been here for a long time!
I've so much to tell you since last time but I would be here for ages telling you everything and you would probably get bored of my yapping away and anyway, it's nearly dinner time and then it's doggy park then nap time and I don't think I would be able to tell you everything before our bedtime story with mum.
The biggest thing to tell you is a that I don't live in Canada anymore and I now live in another big country call America. It's really nice here and I've been to so many different places and it's all been really exciting but scary too as things are a little different. We used to have to be careful of big bears and cats on our walks but now it's horrible scaley things that hiss or horrible little sting.
The good thing is that they still have doggy parks here and even though they aren't as big as before, I can still run around and chase my ball or Frisbee lots. I used to go to the big boy side but I'm only little and I got picked on so I now play with the little dogs and have so much fun playing with them.
My sister Brandy is awesome because she not only protects me from the bullies but also all our friends and she barks and body barges them if they're nasty. If a strange dog comes to the park she tells them off and says, "get out of our park!" But if they try to make friends she lets them in. All the little dogs love her and try to climb on her because she's so big and cuddly, and then they try to pinch my toys but I'm too fast for them and they can't catch me : )
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| At the dog park |
I'm a little sad that I don't get to run with mum much at the minute because it gets really really hot here, but she says in winter we can run again and I'm so excited! I can't wait! We were on holiday last week and mum ran with me and I loved it so much that I yapped and yapped all the way and got a horse voice and started neighing. Haha! See what I did there?!
When it cools down me and my sister will be doing that agility thing again and we get to run and jump and climb and tunnel and eat Pupperoni treats again. My sister will be in the same class this time too so we'll be racing each other. I think I will win though although my sister is clever and learns things more quickly than me. I just want my ball!
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| Me at agility last year and ready to start again in teh fall :-) |
Even tough summer is hot, mum and dad have tried to take us out at the weekend and we've been to some lakes and done swimming. My sister doesn't swim much because it makes her hair frizzy, but I look well cool with wet hair. I went to diving class too for a while and you should've seen me flying through the air! I did a few belly flops by mistake and my boy bits hurt sometimes, but I was so excited to run and jump and dive and swim that I didn't mind. Mum says she wants me to compete but I'm a little shy just in case I win and everybody looks at me.
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| Diving Lessons |
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| At the Lake |
Where we live, there is a park next to us and me and my sister roll in the grass lots and ewe go up and down the slide and have a really good play. There are some other dogs that live by us and they bark to tell us go away but we bark back and I show then my Mohican to frighten them and I make myself look really scary....ggrrruuufff!
Because it's so hot sometimes, mum and dad bought us a swimming pool and even though wee can't really swim in it, it's ace lying down to cool off in the cold water. And the toys! Oh woof, the toys! I've never had so many balls and teddies and squeakies and tuggy things! It's really ace playing with them all at once and I can now fit a ball, a tuggy and a smiley in my mouth in one go at the same time. My sister is naughty though because she keeps pinching my toys and shredding them and pulling all the stuffing out. I have to tell her off and shake my toys at her to show how angry I am, but she just laughs because she's bigger than me.
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| Our swimming pool :-) |
Another ace thing here is that we had a new truck and we can a stick our heads out of the roof. Sometimes me and my sister squash on the front seat together because it's so big but mum and dad don't let us stay there too long. They don't think there is enough room which is a silly because you could fit 5 dogs on the front seat easily. What do humans know though? !
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| In our truck : ) |
Well I suppose that as it for now as my big toy doggy needs humping and it's been 3 days since I last snuggled him. I might write more often and then again I might not. Being a dog means such a busy schedule what with eat, sleep, walks and playing ball, but if I can I will be back soon.
I'm off now so qwqoof gruff woof and don't forget...balls are my fave toy and I love dentastix and bonios to maintain my doggy smile :) I will waggily accept deliveries, any size accepted!
